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Poetry

More nonsense poems

11.05.15

1

Simon Sneeze

Made a cheese out of bees

He put on some slippers

And ate it with kippers

And then he went off to Belize

2

Griselda Grey

Would often say

She’d marry an elephant

As long as he was relevant

But she is still single today

3

Mervin Mark

Sniffed at a shark in the park

His nose was quite dry

But held up very high

He was lucky it was so very dark

4

Gregory Groove

Would always move to prove

That the sun didn’t matter

He was as mad as a hatter

But his skin was so very very smooth

5

Lolita Loon

Would moon and swoon

At the boy with the boil

Which pumped out smelly oil

She really quite fancied the goon

6

Cedric Cider

Was wider than a very fat spider

Instead of going to the gym

He sang an old hymn

And became a famous ostrich rider

7

Bertie Bagel

Would label the table

He tagged the pears

And wrote on the chairs

He really was quite mentally unstable

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